[Declined] Diranus 80 Boomkin

[diranus]

Personal info:
Name:Bob
Age:19
Location:London bruv

Character info:Diranus
Name:Diranus
Class and spec: I iz Balance enit.
Professions: I iz got sick ones, dey being me enchanting and engineering so i can totally braps up the bosses.
Your armory link:http://eu.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Nagrand&cn=Diranus

Previous guilds and reasons for leaving them:
I iz currently inhabiting the guild entitled The Elites. Dere is some sick peepz in dere but I iz thinking dere is even sicker peeps in Imperium. Me last guild before that was called Tribal. I left them because I was having some troubles with guild members and they made me rather upset so I left and joined elites.

Why do you choose Imperium, and what do you expect?
I wannna choose Imperium so I can be getting to show off me mad skillz. I iz always loved how your guild is like go gangsta and you iz having such a braaaaaaaaaaaaps time. I iz being expecting from dis guild dat I iz able to show off me mad skillz against lich king coz he iz like a total gangsta enit bruv.

Previous raiding experience (also pre wotlk and pre tbc).
I haz raided every single raid dere ever waz except ICC because I iz wanting to be joining some sick gangstas to have a total gangsta mash up and den we iz having like a massive party cos we brapsed up the boss if ya know what I am saying blud.

Do you enjoy your class and will you play it for a long long time?
Yes me druid is me life enit I iz like always gunna be me druid coz he can brapz dem up as he is such a pew pewer and I haz me mad skillz so I iz like total ownage and I could be like killing all dem bosses and dey be scared of me cos everyone knows who I am on this server cos I haz mad skills ya seeing what I am saying we could be like fam if ya get me hitch.

How often do you play?
I play for ages on end because I Iz always wanting to be on me total gangsta mash up character. I could be showing off me mad skillz seriouslly just lemme show you and I iz gunna braps up dem all and den dey is gunna be thinking whoa he haz mad skillz enit you seeing what I iz saying. Yes blud SAFE!

Will you attend at least 4 raids regularly every week?
Yes I Iz sick like dat I iz just wanting to be owning so dat I can show off me mad skillz cos I iz like totally l33t. I can also pay for flasks and repairs because I iz got tons of money and I can get tons so I iz able to show me mad skillz when ever ya needing blud.

Please provide us with a screenshot of your UI, and WWS report of any recent raids you have participated in
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Do you see yourself as a fast learner on new encounters?
Yes I iz like able to be checking tactics and I can just stare at a boss and be knowing what to do enit coz I iz that leet. Now back in tribal I waz knowing all tactics and then at night we had a total gangsta mash up I mean I had such mad skillz that me peeps waz like ah respect bruv total sick one nice l33tness. You iz gunna be so impressed trust me brethrins.

What are your strong sides in raids, and where do you feel you can improve?
I iz thinking dat me stong sidez iz probs when I iz dpsing or healing with me mad skillz. I iz like totally outdoing everyone else with me mad dps. DEm other peeps who iz tanks be finding it hard to hold me aggro cos its too OP and I is so l33t. I iz thinking dat I need to improve in me boomkin tanking spec coz dey iz hitting me hard although I just throw on a few HOTs and den I iz like total ownage.

Other information that you want to share:
I iz asking please let me show off me mad skillz cos they are so l33t. I would do loads for ya peeps cos I iz total gangsta enit. I iz also be knowing many of ya members enit cos dey is thinking I iz total ownage including Draestone who iz like best buds and we is like be totally owning before together coz we like braps up dem enemies and also in Wintergrasp when we waz so l33t. Please except me even for trial to show off me mad skillz.

[Nekovivie]

Joke apps will not even be considered, and declined instantly.

Locked.

[fenchurch]

Nice screenshot fam but you aint peng enough for this shit innit blud. Now fo before I murk ya punk ass little bitch.